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Pilot Demotivational Poster

OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.

TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

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Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the photo.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


TAGS: mechanics pilots
Rating: 5/5

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FangKitt3n - March 31, 2012, 3:14 pm
My masterchief would have shat bricks if my guys were working like that...
Airman - March 30, 2012, 5:43 pm
wouldn't all fit on my little form
ughomer - March 30, 2012, 4:50 pm
Airman ~ great rendition of this joke. Entire version is at http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/customer_service_jokes/pilot_and_aircraft_mechanic (e.g., Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield. Technician: Live bugs on back-order.


TAGS: airforce pilots humble
Rating: 4.74/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:19 am
In that case, I got to get new friends! Lol

TALENT - The ability to spot a woman in a bikini at 3 nautical miles can't be taught in flight school.


TAGS: pilot crash landing
Rating: 4.85/5

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Aurielius - September 28, 2015, 7:19 am
Southern pilots come in two flavors , excitable or unflappable.
FredrickHarmon - February 3, 2011, 1:54 am
Excellent, this is probably my favorite class of motivator poster.

MAYDAY! MAYDAY! - I think we located that missing kid!

TAGS: pilot kid plane
Rating: 4/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:12 pm
I suppose that I've been too busy...I've never seen this. Funny one it is!
ughomer - March 20, 2012, 6:07 pm
Now you tell me! Sorry 'bout dat.
axe11154 - March 20, 2012, 3:26 pm
this pictures been used way to many times


TAGS: pilots thats my girl
Rating: 5/5

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luddy - December 15, 2010, 8:52 pm
thats most likely the funniest thing iv read in months.
andnowforme0 - November 10, 2010, 11:48 pm
lol silly fighter jocks think they're better than a bomber that has enough bombs to destroy a nation in one flight.
jameswnash - September 13, 2010, 10:07 pm
sweet! 5 nautical miles for you
Derek - September 13, 2010, 7:53 pm
Heheh, yep and 4x as long in the air (pointing to watch)
DLM4 - September 13, 2010, 6:58 pm
very awesome, 5L
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 6:13 pm
5L air!

THE LAST VIEW - They're surely enjoyed their flight.

TAGS: airplane pilot funny fail
Rating: 4.22/5

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7053 - July 8, 2011, 9:37 am
Cheers,and welcome to hell.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE - between a fighter pilot and his aircraft? The plane stops whining when you shut down the engines.

TAGS: pilots
Rating: 4.18/5

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SUPERIOR - The mark of a truly superior pilot is the use of his superior judgment to avoid situations requiring the use of his superior skill.

TAGS: superior pilot
Rating: 4.86/5

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Derek - June 20, 2011, 6:13 pm
Sounds like something Airman would say.
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 9:13 am
keep 'em coming...

FLYING - Dude, Did you see our pilot before boarding? I'm sure he'll take us straight up.

PURPOSE - The function of the naval aviator is a courier service for the ordnanceman.

TAGS: navy pilot fighter jet ordnance air craft carrier
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Moonrage - February 16, 2011, 9:20 am
AO is the worst rate. All the fools become AOs
phydeaux - November 23, 2009, 1:59 pm
Aamen baby...AO...fist of the fleet...
Mongo - November 13, 2009, 4:26 pm
Umm, what if its a tanker hop?
Derek - November 13, 2009, 4:20 pm
Clever :})

HI MOM - I think I've just failed my Pilot's Exam.


TAGS: military pilots combat funny femalesoldiers
Rating: 4.57/5

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narcinvestigator - March 18, 2011, 9:39 pm
Staged. Hope they brought their poontang pluggers along.
HammerofHeeb - March 16, 2011, 10:33 am
Hey, somebody has to make combat sammiches.
CANADA - March 15, 2011, 11:32 pm
now it's a box-office
Swampfox - March 15, 2011, 11:23 pm
What was once a cockpit...
spacedog - March 15, 2011, 6:40 pm
Nice one.
agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:38 pm

SMOKE ANGELS - Courtesy of the US Air Force.

TAGS: air force fighter pilot jet missile vortex smoke angel
Rating: 3.31/5

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lesterinside - January 29, 2010, 8:47 pm
More Taxes to support US Airforce Artist Association.


TAGS: women plane air plane pilot crash
Rating: 1.67/5

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Jmac0585 - July 30, 2009, 5:19 pm
Perfectionists: So miserable about the failures in their own life, they derive their only happiness when they point out the mistakes of others. see: Spelling Nazis.
knowitall - July 30, 2009, 5:09 pm
morons: don't know the difference between a noun (women) and an adjective (female)



PRUDENCE - Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.


TAGS: photo op pilot
Rating: 4.84/5

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Greeny - February 28, 2011, 8:02 pm
Taxes hard at work
Greeny - February 28, 2011, 8:02 pm
Taxes hard at work


TAGS: f18 pilot navy airman takeoff
Rating: 4.61/5

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forseti - May 25, 2011, 4:17 pm
I love it!!


TAGS: pilots f18
Rating: 4.14/5

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EvilFox302 - May 6, 2011, 6:25 am
Amen on this one.
MPsniper - April 29, 2011, 5:41 am
EJECT...EJECT...EJECT. only one powerplant is in burner. a little thrust imbalance?


TAGS: kids letter qantas pilot don t fuck up
Rating: 4.14/5

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pzykosiz - February 27, 2011, 7:09 pm
I'd be more worried about the plane being Qantas
hootizz - February 27, 2011, 4:28 am
Hey you know some Maori..!!, Kia whakakakahuria ratau ki te whakama, ki te numinumi...
Derek - February 27, 2011, 4:11 am
Otautahi? Seriously, not heard Christchurch called that... ever.

PRIORITIES - Sometimes it's better to plan ahead. But then again stuff wouldn't be so much damn fun!

"SULLY" COPYCAT - that or a female airline pilot...



TAGS: pilots aviation b1 nellisafb
Rating: 4.45/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 26, 2013, 10:49 pm
He isn't on Motifake anymore?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 26, 2013, 7:28 pm
Airman is retired now but he was definitely a pilot....We really miss him around here.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 26, 2013, 3:45 am
I'm not quite sure, but judging by your avatar, username, and the majority of your awesome posters... I'd have to say you're an actual pilot.

THE PILOT/CO PILOT RELATIONSHIP - "After both engines stopped working the co pilot managed to survive by parachute although the pilots seatbelt was mysteriously stuck so he reached the ground in a ball of fire... Oh Really?


TAGS: jet flying black person pilot
Rating: 3.73/5

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LikeNoOther - May 15, 2011, 8:00 am
I actually said pilot, still nice one. 5L's


TAGS: prayer alligator pilot dead
Rating: 3.6/5

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Treehodger - February 11, 2010, 3:28 pm
Judging by the fact he has what appears to be military gear on. If I was him, and like on a branch, I'd shoot a few crocs and distract them that way.

FEMALE PILOTS - ought to know better since a runway won't fit in the kitchen...

THE BARON - It's at Twelve O'Clock!

I'M MELTING, I'M MELTING - The Wicked Witch of the west took a job as a pilot

TAGS: witch airline pilot
Rating: 2.22/5

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Verdeckt - July 2, 2011, 9:18 pm
That reminds me, tonight's pizza night. Think I'll go with extra pepperoni.


DRONES - Telling a fighter pilot how much more cooler they are Will get him to show you the secret Ejection Seat.


TAGS: pilots co pilits
Rating: 4.94/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2012, 10:04 pm
You know, they say it’s safer to fly in an airplane, however, a comedian once said that if the engine fails, at least in a car you don’t drop several thousand feet.
falloutghoul - April 6, 2012, 5:10 pm
This could also go to MilitaryLulz.


TAGS: f5 pilot
Rating: 4.76/5

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TAGS: arrogance is my co pilot
Rating: 4.38/5

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Bones9 - May 2, 2010, 7:05 pm
GreyScorpion - May 1, 2010, 10:03 pm
Sean, The Stud Muffin...in theaters June 15th...5L

THE LOVE-CHILD - Of Cubby & Airman !!

TAGS: love child cubby airman asian pilot chick
Rating: 3.94/5

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d3ejmz - December 6, 2010, 9:07 pm
Yes, but males have both x and y chromosomes. it's women who are variety-challenged.
boeweizer - February 22, 2010, 1:09 am
aren't cubby and airman both the holders of y-chromosomes?
Airman - January 19, 2010, 3:48 pm
I demand a DNA test


TAGS: what happen plane crash pilot
Rating: 3.63/5

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MO - July 27, 2009, 10:09 pm
LMAO!!!! 5 fireballs!!

FORCED WATER LANDING - The Pilots of US Airways Flight 1549 Did It Right!


TAGS: pilot to tower
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 23, 2012, 8:38 am
No dis…..I tried…can’t bring myself to do it….I…..I… I love the Airman….OK, gentle disses…loving gentle ones (but thank you sir ug)
ughomer - November 23, 2012, 8:22 am
Sort of reminded me of the movie "Paper Chase" with Timothy Bottoms. 5L for dissing the Airman once again!
Greeny - November 23, 2012, 5:29 am
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 8:36 pm
Thank you, Missy
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 8:31 pm
Wow...made me feel like I was right there with 'em...nicely done 5L.

Sky Pilot -

TAGS: news time pilot quote sky
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 19, 2014, 2:52 pm
Where's the bloody eject seat button?

Buying a new expensive fighter plane? -

AIRMAN - It's really more a nickname than a title.

TAGS: really he just lost his pilots license it wasn t revoked
Rating: 3.38/5

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Airman - March 18, 2010, 12:37 pm
LOL thanks JMAC.. I may change my name to AirHead in the near future


TAGS: wasps women airforce service pilots world war ii
Rating: 3.25/5

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Iconoclast - March 14, 2010, 2:02 pm
I appreciate the comment, GreyScorpion. I am still learning Motifake and post as the mood strikes me. i'll try to be funnier.
GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 7:37 pm
Iconoclast, you make really nice, well made posters,,,,but where's the funny? your last 3....where's the funny?

AIRMAN - I found his picture on R.S.V.P.

TAGS: airman he s a sky pilot
Rating: 2.92/5

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Bovee - January 21, 2010, 2:46 pm
I love the glasses.
phydeaux - January 21, 2010, 11:48 am
I don't know what that is....but it's certainly disturbing...
MO - January 21, 2010, 11:47 am
So you're looking and feeling a bit like Ozzy today Airman? Sorry to hear that man. Although that may make for some interesting posters......
Airman - January 21, 2010, 11:38 am
that looks about like I feel today
Mongo - January 21, 2010, 8:57 am
lol...5 retarded manes! "His"!?


TAGS: boats n starfighter pilots hmmm
Rating: 2.88/5

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... - August 18, 2009, 8:25 am
All aboard the Failboat!!!

FRATRICIDE RECORD - Held by US F-16 Pilots since April 2002

TAGS: fratricide record f16 pilots rnr
Rating: 2.81/5

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Pirate? - July 18, 2009, 9:49 pm
..I Knows This Because Of My Wikipedia Learnings :)
Eddie - December 11, 2008, 4:24 am
When you hit someone in your side, is called "Friendly fire" Fraticide is a term used when the trhottle or heat of one engine causes malfunction in the other. has you can clearly see, the f16 has only one engine. and that's called sarcasm...
Titus Pullo - November 15, 2008, 10:45 pm
First - dumbass, ever heard of sarcasm? Second - big whoop.
snicker, snicker - November 15, 2008, 3:56 pm
Pullo, do you realize your screen name means roughly "asshole" in Spanish?
@Mr. Pullo - November 15, 2008, 7:43 am
Of course you can testify. YOU haven't been hit. OTOH, the people who HAS been fratricide-killed, obviously, can't
Titus Pullo - November 14, 2008, 9:19 pm
As a former 19D SSG I can attest I have never been lit up by a Falcon. On the other hand, I have buddies that can't say the same for AH-64's.
Mike - September 3, 2008, 12:12 pm
Hey don't knock on the fast movers. They'd never kill a brotha!
G.I.Joe - August 8, 2008, 7:40 am
Everyone dogs on American military. Not having us be part of conflicts would be like dividing by zero...


THE WORLD ON TIME - Maybe after a short nap....

EMU 309 -

TAGS: life time day work helicopter huey pilot job flight rescue mountain
Rating: 2.31/5

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Doc - May 12, 2009, 9:51 am
Vale UH-1, Vale

MONICA - She's just failed her pilot's licence again.

bobby hoover -

TAGS: bobhoover pilot veteran armyairforce
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - October 27, 2016, 4:00 am
Words to live by, UP yours
mizzdizz - October 27, 2016, 3:26 am
Wise words, even when you're piloting a car. Respectful tip of the coffee cup to a Vet who obviously enjoyed life! Yes, it takes chutzpa to keep your wits about you when you're about to crash. Nice tribute MP! ^!
EmilioDumphque - October 27, 2016, 1:32 am
Apparently, not a bold pilot.
Silverheart - October 26, 2016, 6:18 pm

Great expression!

The bad news is time flies... -

mayday! mayday! -


Worries -

TAGS: plane doctor pilot panic
Rating: 4.67/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:31 am
"I am serious... And STOP calling me Shirley!" - Okay, Leslie...!
concern3 - February 2, 2016, 5:00 am
Funny a 5er
JesusWept - February 1, 2016, 7:44 pm
Thanks :)
lgvernon - February 1, 2016, 7:41 pm

You're my kind'a guy. Me, too! I succumbed and scared the dogs. 5er!